Monday, January 26, 2009
Tracking Obama's promises
31. Create a $60 billion bank to fund roads and bridges (No Action)
307. Create a White House Office on Urban Policy (No Action)
308. Fully fund the Community Development Block Grant (CDBG) (No Action)
310. Establish program to convert manufacturing centers into clean technology leaders (No Action)
314. Increase the supply of affordable housing throughout metropolitan regions (No Action)
315. Establish 'Promise Neighborhoods' for areas of concentrated poverty (No Action)
322. Sign the Responsible Fatherhood and Healthy Families Act (No Action)
477. Upgrade nation's infrastructure through new partnership with state and local government (No Action)
480. Support high-speed rail (No Action)
483. Invest in public transportation (No Action)
484. Equalize tax breaks for driving and public transit (No Action)
485. Consider "smart growth" in transportation funding (No Action)
486. Will seek more accommodations of bicycles and pedestrians (No Action)
487. Help states and localities address sprawl (No Action)
498. Provide grants to encourage energy-efficient building codes (No Action)
I know that none of these that I take particular interest in have had any action on them, but I figure it's only his forst week, he'll probably get to them sooner or later. I'm just happy to have a president who actually seems to have an interest in our urban policy and how it shapes our world, and I look forward to seeing progress on these goals. Be sure to check the website above and see what's happening with the promises that matter to you.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
The list keeps growing
Now I will admit, this problem is mostly my fault. In Utah, cars over eight years old have to be registered every year, and my 23-year-old Darcy certainly qualifies. However, my feeling that Darcy could die at any minute makes me reluctant to spend any money on her, so I failed to get that registration taken care of when last year's expired back in August.
So Holly needs to go to a concert at Velour for a project, and we were leaving from Target in Orem to get there, so we were pretty much equidistant from the highway and University Avenue, so I asked Holly to randomly pick a direction and the one she picked ended up leading us to the highway. I should have known better because Darcy makes deathly noises at over 55 miles per hour, and a car going equal to the speed limit, let alone below it, is bound to attract attention on I-15. Sure enough, we get pulled over just past University Parkway. Of course my registration is grossly out of date, and in addition to that, my insurance isn't valid because it's not at the right address, which is bound to happen considering we just moved in less than two weeks ago. But I guess there's another trip to add on to the list. State Farm, here we come. Anyway, HP man scares the bejeeses out of me informing me that since the registration is over three months overdue my car could be impounded. Lucky for us, the officer took pity on us, maybe because we played the Newlywed card, and didn't have us towed and just gave me a warning on the insurance, citing me only for the registration.
We left the next day for our open house in Pittsburgh, which was wonderful but not a part of this story, maybe something I'll talk about later. We get back and I examine my ticket. It has no fee written on it, but it does say that I have to get it taken care of within 14 days of the violation or else they'll put out a warrant for my arrest, which no one wants. I call up Orem City, find out that the fee is $47, but they'll take off ten if you can prove that you have gotten your registration up to date before you pay, so I run to a mechanic a few blocks from the house and get it properly inspected and registered. Two days later (I don't have time on working days), I make my way to the 4th district court, which is a part of Orem's quite fasionable civic center. I head to the front desk and hand the nice receptionist my ticket. She types a few things into her computer and then says, "Oh, that's not good..." Four words you never want to hear at court. She informs me that the Highway Patrol has yet to send in their form to the city. Wait, so if you want me to get this taken care of ASAP, how can you expect me to do that if you don't report the thing after a whole week? If that little computer you have in your squad car can tell you if I have a real license, if I have any warrants, and almost anything else you need to know, then why can't it send a quick emial or something to the municipality so that we don't all have our time wasted? Well, as it turns out I didn't have to rush to get this done as I had supposed. The nice receptionist lady informed me that you don't have 14 days to get it done, you have 30. Really, Utah Highway Patrol? You can't even put the correct information on your tickets? You put the fear of The Man in me for nothing!
So I guess I have to call back later and find out if the Highway Patrol has done their job yet. I hate Utah.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Breathing in Utah is ill-advised
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Clark Monson owes me ten bucks
This man is a nice guy, but overall the worst professor I've had. He is consistently late to class, and even more often he came unprepared, either having forgot his presentation or not having it set up in a way that would work on the classroom computer. He doesn't often do a good job of writing test qestions or making it apparent what he was looking for, and even when you ask him, he still isn't very clear. On multiple occasions he was asked what he meant by something on the syllabis and he didn't even know what he had written or what his intention was. Despite this lack of clarity, he is a harsh grader.
Now I'm not saying that Clark Monson is a terrible man. I'm just saying that if I held myself to the standard he does, I'd be in big trouble as a student. If I was consistently late to class, sometimes as much as fifteen minutes, I would be in trouble. If I was giving a presentation and came to class unprepared, I would lose points on the assignment. And if I can get docked points on a test for needing to give a more in-depth answer, I think a professor should be able to explain, in depth, just what he's trying to get at. So the long story short is, if you have a choice between taking a class taught by Monson and taking a class taught by anyone else, choose the later.
Something similar to this will probably find its way to ratemyprofessor.com, the head of the Geography department, the dean of the college of Family, Health, and Social Sciences, and The Daily Universe.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Frank Gehry hates children
You see that big gray thing in the middle of the picture? The thing that looks a lot like a set of binoculars? You know how he came up with that? SOME GUY SET DOWN HIS BINOCULARS ON THE MODEL AND HE GEHRY DECIDED HE LIKED IT. The building would otherwise just be another example of the ostentatious postmodern style, but the addition of the binoculars makes it look like a mess on the floor of a child's playroom.
This monstrosity that graces the streets of Los Angeles is a monument to the ego of one man and a detriment to the rest of us. The stainless steel panels that cover this building raised the temperature on this one block to 140 degrees during the summer and blinded drivers anywhere within sight.
Gehry's works are not meant to integrate into a city. They aren't even capable, because of their form and materials, of sharing a wall with another building. They have no concern for proportion or symmetry, which according to Vitruvius, "when proportions and symmetry lend [a work] an imposing effect, then the glory of it will belong to the architect." They don't fit into a city. They stand on their own, and not well. They basically say, "Hey, surroundings, I don't care about you, I don't care about blending in to you, complimenting you, being at all harmonious in any way, or making the people around us feel comfortable, safe or enclosed. I'm just going to stick out like the tower of Babylon."
I guess another issue is just our general differences in a classical sense. Gehry's opulence could be compared to the classical Corinthian order, which was the most ornate and effeminate of the orders. Now I appreciate the Corinthian order in many situations, but it's just not me. I prefer the huskier, simpler and more masculine form of the Doric order. The thicker, more basic and orderly decoration and proportions of the Doric are much more pleasing to me, and even if I'm not using columns with twenty flutes or alternating metopes and triglyphs, a simple 1:6 ratio looks stronger, more powerful. So basically, Gehry is an egomaniacal, self-centered sissy of an architect.
Deliciousness
Monday, December 8, 2008
Nuke Provo
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